It's a beautiful day

It's a lovely sunny day (it would be a good summer day, but it's stupendous for the end of October) and the grass has grown a little, so I thought I'd mow it. (This is only the fifth time this year it's been so dry.)

Turning round at the edge, I fell in the pond.

I have announced my intention to cease lawn mowing and am drying off inside. Those shoes (currently dripping on the washing line) will never be the same again.

Also I have lost both lens holding screws from my reading glasses and only just found one of the lenses. Is their anything more pathetic than a grown woman reading wearing a pair of glasses with one lens missing?