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I should be off buying a smart blouse for tomorrow, or doing my Japanese homework, or making the, um, 42, comments that have built up in my "say something" bookmarks.

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Shopping

I'm now the proud owner of two, count them, two blouses suitable for looking professional in.

The secret seems to be to set off shopping less than 45 minutes before the shops close so that you have to buy in the first shop you go into even if you don't like anything. The chance of me actually liking a blouse is so small that it shouldn't be considered part of the buying process. All it ever does is give me false hope that there might be something better in another shop.